Prenuptial agreements...old school!!!!

Brian>
So what's a prenup? Don't even bother...Nothing can kill romance faster than the word prenup. So that is why we have the ever so popular 'Pre-booty call agreement'

You>
Yeah yeah, so what the 'Flip mode Squad' is that??!?!

Brian>
Aha, well here is a taste of what you can find in the agreement;

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is extremely good and we need to repeat the star spangled orgasmic experience in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events occur in the evening.
3. No calls before 8 PM - we don't have shit to talk about unless it has to do with the events that will be occurring that evening such as toys, dildo's, attire, etc.